The misadventures of Geno

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Dirtbike gear, shipping and the SA Post Office June 16, 2007

Filed under: dirtbike, our world — Geno @ 7:53 pm

Fox F3 2008 MX BootDamn! This morning I was in CNA checking out all the latest motocross and dirtbike magazines and noticed the ad for the 2008 Fox F3 boot. I quote for the 2007 F3: “Developed and tested for 18 months by James Stewart, our new F3 is an evolution of the Forma Pro. The boot that Motocross Action Magazine hailed as the “best bootyless boot on the market.”" Not only did their typical marketing mumbo grab my attention, but dang, this booties are oh so pretty!

I had to find out what they price. The US shops sell them for around US$297, but what it would mean for my poor, soon to-be ripped-off, SA ass, was another question. I thought I’d do a few comparisons:

  • Alpinestar Tech6 boots retails for around US$280. Local SA retailers list these boots for around R4200.
  • Fox F3 2008 boots go for just a little more, so I’d guess about R4500.

If we do the math:

  • The Rand/Dollar today is around ZAR7.13 / US$1 (let’s just use R7.20)
  • For the Tech6, this means: 280 x 7.20 = R2016
  • Using rediculously expensive UPS international shipping: charge for approx. 18 pounds (yes, boots do come in around 10pounds, but UPS uses dimensions also) = approx $170 = R1224
  • Import duties and taxes was another thing. I have absolutely no idea. I did find this website that lists all kinds of goods and their pricing. I’m not sure how up to date the list is, but after browsing through some of the relevant sections, I found it to be a bit of a shocker! I’d make a guess that I would need to add about 35% for this: R2016 x 0.35 = R705
  • The Grand Total : R2016 + R1224 + R706 = R3946

*eyes popping* *gasp* *pass out* Faaaak meeeeeee Chaaaaaaaarlieeeeeeeeee!!

Fox F3 2008 Boots*sigh* It’s a bitch living in a 3rd world country.

Rethinking this, you could guess that local retailers should be able to buy these products in bulk; 10% off the boot’s price gives approx R1800 each. Using “normal” internation shipping and doing this in bulk should be atleast 50% less than UPS; approx R600. That would bring down the total to around R3000. They’d probably also add an extra premium because these are “the latest from Fox!” and daunt your perception of the Tech6, which is really similarly priced. So yes, we are being ripped off and we have no alternative!

So I searched around for shops in the US that ships internationally and I came across this very interesting “shipping to SA policy” at btosports.com :

South Africa Shipping Policy:
Effective immediately we no longer can ship EMS Express air mail to South Africa. The post office will no longer insure packages going there. The only way to ship is DHL Express. Here is a shipping charge of approximate costs.DHL Express is charge with dimentional weight. That means the size of the package matters. A pair of boots weight around 10 pounds however due to the size of the box DHL will charge 17 pounds.

The freakin SA Post Office! Again! I should’ve guessed it. So because the Post Office is pathetic I now have to use UPS? *sigh*

What maddens me even more is that when you go to a bike dealer and shop for a new model, they will always “throw in” a kit to sugar up the deal. They would try and make you feel so special by anouncing that you’d get a kit worth R5000 for free! R5000? Are you kidding me? You can buy a kit like this in the US for around US$250, which in SA is probably last year’s kit that the dealer bought on sale. These are all inferior product. You get what you pay for, and even more so in SA.

None of these guys would even mention the importance of a safe helmet, the importance of not only a helmet that fits well, but fits the actual shape of your head well. DOT and Snell safety standards is just some sticker the expensive helmets sport to justify their price tag. It’s worrying.

Am I wrong? I might just be. I welcome anybody that knows better and has personal experience to prove to me the reality of this industry.

 

Dr Suess on Computers June 14, 2007

Filed under: computers, funny — Geno @ 11:01 pm

This is truly geeky in every way, but oh so amusing. Laugh at it, laugh at me, laugh at yourself, laugh at what this world has turned into!

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
’cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer, and be sure to tell your mom.


This is all over the internet, so I’d give credit to the author if only I knew who he/she was…sorry!

 

Google App June 14, 2007

Filed under: computers, funny, tech — Geno @ 9:51 pm

This morning Alex mentioned the Google App in their Diggnation podcast (Ep 61) and I thought I should take a look. You never know when you’re moonlighting on a random starry night what kind of tools might come in handy to spice up the already romantic atmosphere! Enough Geno! Leave the beautiful poetry for the girls…

Anyhow, at the part where you sign up (you know how it goes with these online internet thingies) I entered my phone number and added a + sign to indicate the international dial code. Actually, now that I mention that, what does the plus mean? It doesn’t matter, their website registration dude didn’t like it since he referred to me as null! Disgrace! His response looks like this:

Google App Null

Bear in mind that this podcast is from August 2006, so this platform has been out for a while. Somebody didn’t check their code! I just find it amusing. Maybe I should send this to Jeff